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Fri, 25 May 2012 16:33:25 -0700

agonykingdom: this scares me a lot

Fri, 25 May 2012 00:52:39 -0700

agonykingdom:

this scares me a lot

muffystopheles: fuckyeahhardfemme: ladybubblegoth: THIS...

Thu, 24 May 2012 15:37:46 -0700

muffystopheles:

fuckyeahhardfemme:

ladybubblegoth:

THIS NAO

sweet satan, yes

*grabby hands*

droptoehold: Owen Hart (May 7, 1965 - May 23, 1999) My memory...

Wed, 23 May 2012 16:48:52 -0700

droptoehold:

Owen Hart (May 7, 1965 - May 23, 1999)

My memory of Owen Hart dying involves being told about his death via a ten-second news stinger that ran in between the regular Sunday night programming. The newscaster asked if wrestling has “gone too far” due to an “unexpected death during a World Wrestling Federation event”.

My brain immediately thought that Vince somehow managed to kill Mick Foley live on PPV, but I was shocked to see that it was Owen Hart that was killed during a stunt gone wrong. I wasn’t that much in tune of what the WWF was doing at that time due to being more of a fan of WCW, but I immediately wondered how his brother Bret “The Hitman” Hart was handling the news.

Bret poured his heart out live on a Monday Night Nitro to a crowd that was anything but respectful. I remember feeling terrible for him then and years later, when I picked up Bret’s book, that feeling of sympathy didn’t change one bit. In fact, it’s absolutely depressing to read about how close the two were and how Bret encouraged Owen to stay with the WWF for his family’s sake, and how Bret imagined them both retiring from wrestling altogether within the next four years.

Sad day.

bustygirlcomics: Rebloggable by request. Ground rules: Godwin’s...

Wed, 23 May 2012 14:23:39 -0700

bustygirlcomics:

Rebloggable by request. Ground rules: Godwin’s law for this discussion applies to the word “Misandry”. Aaaaand GO!

if Heath Ledger’s Joker posted on Tumblr, he’d post something like this.

also BGC is quickly coming up the ranks of my favourite webcomics. IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE.

neil-gaiman: Today’s Google Doodle is a Moog Synthesizer....

Wed, 23 May 2012 03:12:23 -0700

neil-gaiman:

Today’s Google Doodle is a Moog Synthesizer. Here’s the instructions…

(Moog is pronounced to rhyme with Vogue, by the way. Not Moo with a G at the end.)

arichan16: fangirlingforeverz: What do you mean it didn’t...

Tue, 22 May 2012 20:27:17 -0700

arichan16:

fangirlingforeverz:

What do you mean it didn’t happen just like this? Of course it did, shush.

OMG I’m loving these.

what

Tue, 22 May 2012 13:47:20 -0700

what

arichan16: Okay, this is seriously cool. I love animation so...

Tue, 22 May 2012 13:44:59 -0700

arichan16:

Okay, this is seriously cool. I love animation so much!

There is only one God. And his name is Death.

Tue, 22 May 2012 13:44:08 -0700

There is only one God. And his name is Death.

arichan16: fangirlingforeverz: fuckyeahavatarshipping: thefing...

Mon, 21 May 2012 21:06:13 -0700

arichan16:

fangirlingforeverz:

fuckyeahavatarshipping:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

^ I am in love with everything about these gifs right here :D

Clearly Asami approves of Korra’s direct approach ;D

ME GUSTA.

YES LAWD, YESSSS.

Yup.

This show. This fandom.

arichanswonderland: darthshadow: ofmannotofmachine: I need...

Mon, 21 May 2012 17:54:03 -0700

arichanswonderland:

darthshadow:

ofmannotofmachine:

I need this at my job.

I need this at MY HOUSE.

What they don’t tell you is that to get up there in the first place all they have are ladders.

pro-choiceproblems: God wouldn’t give women baby pockets if he...

Mon, 21 May 2012 17:53:40 -0700

pro-choiceproblems:

God wouldn’t give women baby pockets if he didn’t want babies to swim around in them.

It’s scary when parody is sometimes too close to the truth.

arichan16: pencilpaperpassion: CRYING. CRYING. “THEY MISSED...

Sat, 19 May 2012 08:56:32 -0700

arichan16:

pencilpaperpassion:

CRYING. CRYING.

“THEY MISSED YOU OR SOMETHING. I DIDN’T CARE.”

Let’s ignore the sixth finger right now and just focus on how much we all miss the bad assery that is Toph.

adriofthedead: slonna: boltong: fistofthenorsestar: circuitbo...

Fri, 18 May 2012 23:19:40 -0700

adriofthedead:

slonna:

boltong:

fistofthenorsestar:

circuitboardsandcitystreets:

katydidnot:

dear internet, let me tell you some things about my public-school-in-georgia sex education.

pictured above is my abstinence til marriage card, given to me in my eighth grade health class. as you can see, i did not sign it, so it is non-binding. they were “optional” but the teacher placed the basket at the front of the class and stared us down. my 13-year-old self had a very brief dilemma between 1. making a stand and not getting one or 2. getting one because it’s fucking hilarious. i am very glad i chose the latter, because as i predicted, this is now something hilarious to show everyone.

that year in health we also learned “how to spot the identifying features of a crack baby” which is literally nothing but lies. we had a system of anonymous questions, and once someone asked “how do i know if i’m a lesbian?” our teacher looked disgusted and she replied “how would i know? i’m not a lesbian!”

EDIT i forgot to mention when she gave these to us she suggested we “cut up our cards together with our husbands on our wedding day” and i remember thinking, fuck if i marry someone from my middle school

the next time i had sex ed in high school it was taught by a dude gym coach who spent the whole time talking about his daughters. the book we were learning from listed “low self-esteem” “stunted social growth” and “depression,” among others, as consequences of premarital sex. at one point, it asked us to fill in the disadvantages of having an abortion. our teacher went, “well, i’m personally against abortion, so we’re just going to skip this section,” which confused me, because it was explicitly asking for an argument against abortion.

the last time i had sex ed it was pretty good and there were free condoms and we got little bottles of lube every time we answered questions, but i don’t think that counts cause it was in an intro to women’s studies class.

dead

somebody asked how you had gay sex in our abstinence class I thought the lady was gonna have a heart attack

we had things like this but i lost my card lmfao

i just wanted the card because it had a bunch of generic mixed race teens jumping in the air happily on the front AND I’M PRETTY SURE IT WAS LITERALLY CALLED A “V-CARD”

EXP DATE: WEDDING DAY

GOING FOR THE GOLD

dying

heckyeahchikara: Mixed Martial Archie’s Finisher Always reblog...

Fri, 18 May 2012 21:02:22 -0700

heckyeahchikara:

Mixed Martial Archie’s Finisher

Always reblog Marchie Archie.

dappertomcat: littlewendycat: myinitialsarentkdtb: govioletgo:...

Thu, 17 May 2012 23:16:51 -0700

dappertomcat:

littlewendycat:

myinitialsarentkdtb:

govioletgo:

Come to my legs.

Unnnffffff…..

GIMME

;___;

get on my girlfriend’s legs

winterinthetardis: #probably the best explanation of a device...

Thu, 17 May 2012 23:12:22 -0700

winterinthetardis:

#probably the best explanation of a device in the tv history

scarlettbrohansson: HNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg

Wed, 16 May 2012 03:47:28 -0700

scarlettbrohansson:

HNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg

Doctor Who mini episode (kids' writing competition) to air next week!

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:30:00 -0700

Doctor Who mini episode (kids' writing competition) to air next week! :

doctorwho:

Can’t wait for the seventh series of Doctor Who to finally hit screens this fall? A mini-episode will be premiering next week, which should certainly help bridge the gap!

British children’s magazine show Blue Peter will exclusively air the episode, written by the winners of this year’s “Script to Screen” competition. The contest was launched back in January by Karen Gillan, and the winning entry was submitted by “three Blue Peter viewers.” The as-yet untitled episode will début during next week’s edition of the show in Britian, on BBC One at 5:45 p.m., May 24.

burnupasun: