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Ladies, just because you meet someone that’s a lesbian or bisexual, it does not mean they want to fuck you and are going to fall in love with you. Lesbians and bisexuals aren’t whores who would fuck any female. And guys, calm down, just because he’s a homosexual does not mean he wants to fuck you up the ass, so stop being a pussy and be a man and talk to the guy, treat him like a human being, he deserves it.
however if you meet someone and they DO want to fuck you, that means they find you desirable, and you should feel good about that! :)
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You can be fired in 29 states for being gay. Learn more at GLAAD and stand up for Ellen.
you know, i just sent a message to riva about this, but i should probably just tell the lot of you
this is misleading
arizona is a right-to-work state, which essentially means that you can be fired for any reason, or for no reason at all
23 of the 29 states mentioned here are also right-to-work states
i would tell glaad about this, but i have a feeling they already know this and like every other activist organisation they are loath to correct their own statements to clear off the bullshit
instead, we could always start some bullshit of our own! “STATES WHERE IT IS LEGAL TO FIRE ELLEN JUST FOR DANCING BEFORE THE MONOLOGUE” “STATES WHERE IT IS LEGAL TO FIRE ELLEN JUST FOR CHANGING THE NAME OF HER SITCOM” “STATES WHERE IT IS LEGAL TO FIRE ELLEN JUST FOR HAVING A MANAGEABLE HAIRSTYLE”
or turn it around and use it in a more general sense! “STATES WHERE IT IS LEGAL TO FIRE SOMEONE JUST FOR PREFERRING DEEP SPACE 9 TO THE NEXT GENERATION” “STATES WHERE IT IS LEGAL TO FIRE SOMEONE JUST FOR USING IN-CANAL EARBUD HEADPHONES” “STATES WHERE IT IS LEGAL TO FIRE SOMEONE JUST FOR WASHING YOUR CAT BLANKET IN WARM WATER”
strangely (but not really) enough, all of those are just as true and less misleading than “STATES WHERE IT IS LEGAL TO FIRE ELLEN JUST FOR BEING GAY”
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Dear Homophobic, Paranoid Parents Who are Worried about “Turning Your Child Gay.” [An informational post]
THINGS THAT CAN NOT TURN YOUR CHILD GAY:
-cross dressing
-the color pink
-really butch haircuts
-playing with gendered toys that do not correspond to your child’s assigned gender
-Teletubbies
-Ellen DeGeneres
-Musical Theater
-Being really good or really bad at gym
-Logo
-Physical/Intellectual, NON SEXUAL interaction with gay people (i.e.: GOT THE GAY)
-other people getting gay married
-Sexual trauma
-that one time you let your little boy go to dance class/that one time you let your little girl put on a football jersey and tackle all the little boys on the block.
THINGS THAT MIGHT POSSIBLY HELP YOUR CHILD REALIZE THAT ZE IS GAY:
-RENT
-an intense journey of sexual awakening and mental exploration
-a spur of the moment hookup with someone of the same gender
-“But I’m a Cheerleader”
-Gay porn
-Neil Patrick Harris
-Jodie Foster
-Glee
-Skins
-Certain kind of masturbation
-Tumblr
-Meeting that one special someone that you love absolutely and completely/have the ultimate chemistry with, who happens to be the same gender.
THINGS THAT CAN ACTUALLY “TURN” YOUR CHILD GAY
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…….Not a goddamn thing.
Being Gay is NOT SOMETHING THAT MAGICALLY HAPPENS by engaging in some sort of gender-specific activity. Being gay is NOT CONTAGIOUS. Even if a person engages in a same-sex, sexual encounter, that does not mean that person is GAY. Being gay is a sexual identity that cannot be changed, nor affected by weird societal norms and variances.
So shut the fuck up and let your little boy prance around in a tutu already.
i have a five year old son
and just for the record
i give no fucks if he turns out straight or gay
just so long as he’s happy, that’s all that matters
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something i want
i want to hear about a gay/straight alliance meeting where nobody attends
not because nobody cares about gays and straights getting along
but because nobody cares who’s gay and who’s straight anymore
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that’s fucking it
dear queers
we’ve had a good relationship over the years
but something has got to change
effective immediately
you no longer have the right to make up huge ridiculous acronyms for yourselves or your various agendas
your inability to be responsible with the acronym machine has resulted in your loss of its use
no more LGBTQ, LGBTQQIA, GLBTS, GQSQBLT, SLTIBBQ, any of it
henceforth you all shall be referred to as queer
no more colossal retarded acronyms
you wanna make up a term, run it through dan savage first
