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Ladies, just because you meet someone that’s a lesbian or bisexual, it does not mean they want to fuck you and are going to fall in love with you. Lesbians and bisexuals aren’t whores who would fuck any female. And guys, calm down, just because he’s a homosexual does not mean he wants to fuck you up the ass, so stop being a pussy and be a man and talk to the guy, treat him like a human being, he deserves it.
however if you meet someone and they DO want to fuck you, that means they find you desirable, and you should feel good about that! :)
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Give me a fetish and I’ll tell you how I personally feel about it
i’ll do you one better - i’ll just tell you about all of them.
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put this in your pipe and smoke it
covering yourself in tattoos and piercings does not make you sexy
i don’t give a fuck what you have between your legs, turning your body into the wall of a tattoo parlour is unnecessary and ridiculous
you wanna be sexy? learn how to act like it. sexy is in the attitude, the behaviour, the way you carry yourself
it’s about style and confidence and swagger, not how much ed hardy dogshit ink you have on yourself and not how many snakebites and marilyns and labrets you have
and for the love of god and all that is fucking holy
TURN THE FUCKING CAMERA OFF
edit: those of you who are unaware of how to “act” or “behave” in a sexy fashion, go observe the works of one mr. john barrowman
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oh my GOD
communismkills thinks dildos objectify men
Well literally……
hahahahahahaahahaha
he’s right, though; it’s making a man into an object! LOL
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James Deen on abc news. Yes.
omg this is perfect haha
he’s right though, if someone wants to watch porn and they understand it then they should be able to do it. i’ve been watching porn since i was like 13 and i’m not like horribly damaged lol. and if this was about teenage boys instead of teenage girls it wouldn’t even be an issue but whatever~
i think the only reason that kids shouldn’t be watching porn is because it sends a lot of extremely bad messages about what sex really is. you don’t expect every guy to have massive dicks and every woman to be into every position or act or for people to go 45 minutes of solid pounding or whatever. it’s way more damaging for the potential of unrealistic standards and expectations than it is for showing two people fucking
james deen is funny as hell though.
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you cannot tell me this song hasn’t inspired at least a handful of people to try kinky sex. you just can’t. i won’t believe you. this song just exudes “fuck me and make it hurt”. just listening to it gives you that wicked little smile that says “oh yeah, i’m gonna leave marks”.
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Let me just begin by saying,
This is what my pepper spray looks like. For the record, I didn’t buy it for myself, my parents got it for me. As I was walking out of Wal Mart tonight, without it, it donned on me on how fucked up it is. Not only the fact that I need the weapon itself, but it’s color.
It’s like, we’re trying to make rape culture cutesy. Same goes for pink tazers. Pink handguns. We’re trying to make these weapons adorable in order to distract ourselves from the reason we carry them: to prevent ourselves from attackers.
Not only that, but the pink is geared toward women (or people who identify as women). There isn’t any blue, masculine mace. Why? Because men aren’t the ones who carry it around. How fucking terrible is that? “Here you go, you cute little girls, here’s a pink weapon to protect yourself from potential rapists and/or murderers.” It’s furthering the idea that rape and violence towards women is acceptable. It’s saying because our ways of protecting ourselves are cute and stylish, we’re harmless. Weapons should never make a fashion statement.
lemme just nip this thing right in the bud here
companies aren’t making pink guns or pink mace or pink anything to “perpetuate the rape culture”, they’re doing it to sell units
people in suits are finding out that pink things sell, and these people want to sell things, so they make them pink
yes i know you wanted to prove a point and advance your agenda, sorry about that
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FUCKIN EXACTLY.
BEST ANALOGY EVER
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